THE DEATH OF HAMSTERS,
AND OTHER DESTRUCTIVE CONSEQUENCES
OF GAY MARRIAGE
Lance Arthur details the End of the World as We Know It which would result from gay marriage:

If we allow two men to marry—and please consider that there is no reason on God's green and gentle and landmined Earth why two men should even want to marry since the only possible reason to get married is to put more babies in the world to grow up to be people who get married to put more babies in the world who grow up to get married...

But of course!
(Via Queer Day)