I'm glad all these headlines I keep seeing about Oprah being "furious" have nothing to do with Teej's Scotchgard™ comment on this blog. It would suck if Oprah boycotted FARB's novels.

Although a FARB/Oprah feud, while not packing quite the wallop of the FARB/ShottScott-O-Rama blog war, could mean FARB is the new Letterman.