APOLOGIES
I know... I know... most cliched April Fools Day entry evah! Bad connection... in a rush... plus, let's face it: it was Sunday. No sense wasting a lot of energy and creativity on the lowest-trafficked day of the week, right?

I'll try to come up with something clever later today. In the meantime, April's TRIVIALITY contest has started. Show us what you've got.