BLOG TARGET OF THE WEEK: "THE SIMPLE LIFE"
But really... how can you not?

As Paris and Nicole do their damnedest to make Jessica Simpson look like Ben Stein, bloggers are taking aim:

* at 601am, Aaron now seems convinced that it's time to soak the rich.

* "Kathy Hilton seems incapable of speaking at all, but we can hardly be surprised. Atticus of Rhodes had many techniques for creating great orators. Botox was not among them." At D-NASTY.

* Bunsen has an interview with Paris's ass crack.

* Jossip begins an episode-by-episode review (I think). (Via Gawker)

* "They're possibly the most malignant thing to hit a heartland family since Dick Hickock and Perry Smith visited the Clutter family in Holcomb, KA in 1959." At Low Culture.

More as they pop up. 'Cause I know you care.