CELEBRITY SIGHTINGS
Michael had a celebrity encounter this morning. I'd tell you who, but he swore me to secrecy, which means I can't tell anyone until I'm 23 minutes into Happy Hour tonight. So sorry.

But I can reveal that on Saturday night, Brady and I were pretty sure we caught a glimpse of Barbara "Agent 99" Feldon in an Upper East Side diner, grazing on a lettuce leaf with a side of botox.

Ah, my fast-paced life...