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Countdown to my 45th birthday: 13 days.
To help you in your shopping, here are a few things you need to know:
33 inch waist; 34 inch inseam
16-1/2 collar; 34/35 arms
cash: smaller bills, nonsequential
beverages are always a good idea
Michael Holland's new CD will be released soon
Or you can just buy books for your friends, and know that I'll be appreciative a year from now when I get my royalty check.