WELCOME, GOOGLERS
And welcome, too, to the kids searching for things on Yahoo, AOL, and random other search engines. As you no doubt know by now, The Rob Log is your authoritative source for all kinds of information.

So for those of you looking for PHOTOS OF TIMOTHY TREADWELL, former friend of Leo and way former friend of wildlife, TRL has the link. Click here.

If you are looking for MAFIA CUT OFF PENIS PHOTOS, well... I don't know if I can help you on the 'Mafia' part (although a threat by a mobster's daughter to have said act performed was included in a certain novel , but for the rest, please click here.

HOWARD DEAN HEIGHT AND WEIGHT? "Howard Dean is short, his smile is a bit goofy, he has a thick neck, and he looks stiff (because a vertabra is fused)." For more, click here.

D-NASTY + ELIZABETH SPIERS? Got the scoop right here.

Regrettably, TRL cannot help you find CONSERVATIVE ANTONIO SABATO, JR. But I tried. I really did.