FOR YOUR FRIDAY NIGHT PLANNING
So Tracy Westmoreland -- who sprung the famous dive bar-slash-celebrity hangout Siberia on the world -- has opened a new gay bar sorta kinda next door.

I missed the Grand Opening of "Dorothy" last weekend and for that, I'm getting lots of abuse not only from my roommate, who's a bit too known at Siberia, but from prime bartender Floyd (my secret boyfriend). To make amends, I'll be there Friday night. Meet me there. But don't fuck around, 'cause I'm getting there 9-ish and out of there around 11. (I'm old. I need my beauty sleep, y'all.)