Police: Man Kills Puppy With Ax
Police: Fla. Man Tries To Behead His Aunt's Dog
Ant-Beheading Flies Released In Fla. County
Yeah, I understand that there's some sort of news out of Massachusetts today, too. But really... isn't news out of Florida so much more interesting?
(Oh, okay... Yay, Massachusetts! Here's an on-line poll you can help me manipulate if you're so inclined.)