THE RITES OF SPRING
Ah, Manhattan in springtime. Sunny skies, warm weather, and naked homosexuals having sex in trees.

PARK SEX DUO GETS COPS UP TREE
(Money quote: "We thought it was an ecological statement for Earth Day, but it's just transvestites." Heh heh.)

Like most gay people, I didn't exactly get a parade from my family when I came out. But it wouldn't have occurred to me to take things that far. I guess I'm just lacking in creativity.

The good news is that the weather is supposed to be very nice tomorrow. Anyone want to meet me in Central Park? Noon-ish?