MEANWHILE, IN OUR NATION'S CAPITOL, THE INTELLECTUAL CONVERSATION CONTINUED TO FLOW LIKE OAKY CHARDONNAY THIS PAST WEEKEND...
Bradykins: Straight Friend from Wyoming #1, SFfW #2, this is my boyfriend, Rob.
SFfW #2: Nice to meet you, Rob. Maybe you can answer a question Bradykins won't answer for us.
Rob: Which is...?
Bradykins and SFfW #1: (Oh dear...)
SFfW #2: Which one of you is the pitcher, and which one is the catcher?
Rob: ...
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SFfW #2: You aren't sure?
Rob: No, I'm sure. Let's just say that we're both shortstops, and leave it at that.