'THE L WORD: THE NEXT GENERATION'
I know this isn't funny -- really, I know it, so don't leave nasty comments -- but exactly how much drama do these people need in their lives? Sheesh... they make me and my friends look like the Cleavers.

Lesbian Survives West Village Assault

And Susan Brownmiller somehow gets involved, too? Heh. Too juicy to resist! I can't wait for the movie...