Friday, April 09, 2004

DERBYSHIRE WINS!!
Exciting news from Boi From Troy land: my candidate - National Review's loathesome John Derbyshire - overwhelmingly won the BFT-Wonkette Honorariest Homo Poll in the Wildcard division. Now Derb advances to the finals, where he faces off with Dubya and Karen Hughes.

As Derb's campaign manager, I ask again that you vote early and often. "Honorariest Homo" is a tiara I'm sure Derb will wear proudly. (And if you need any more convincing, read through his March Diary. The guy is not only obsessed with homosexuality, he's an Ethel Merman fan, fer chrissakes!)

Rally 'round the (honorary) fag, kids! Vote Derbyshire!