THAT SOUND YOU HEAR IS MY HEAD THUMPING AGAINST THE WALL
This article from 365gay.com is wrong on so many levels. Let's count them, shall we?

1. "Are you a homo?'' asked host Dave McKay.

2. McKay said he called Crist to offer him the chance to "set the record straight"... ['Set the record straight.' Get it?]

3. Crist... is considered handsome and impeccably dressed. [365gay.com's very own attempt to combat stereotypes. Thanks, kids. Then again, what do you expect from a web site that considers plastic surgery to be part of the 'health and fitness' regimen.]

Sigh.

I'm in a very pissy mood this morning. Can you tell?