MMMMM... BREAKFAST
Okay, I really didn't need to read this first thing in the morning. (Via Fark)

Speaking of morning, mine started at 3:30 AM. Yesterday, I awoke at 4:00 AM.

Am I finally turning into one of those old men who gets up in the middle of the night to pee and can't get back to sleep? Am I weeks away from the Early Bird Special? Dentures?

Damn. I thought I could hold off at least until I turned 50.