AWWW... POOR BABY
As you know, for the past week or so I have been engaged in an intense blog-feud with MAK. And by 'intense,' I mean even more personal and vicious than the dust-up I had months ago with Sid-O-Rama.

I think that's because as jealous as Sid is about my attractiveness, winning personality, and Fame, Young Matthew is even more jealous. Probably because he knows me personally, whereas Sid has never had the privilege of the Famous Author Rob Byrnes Experience because he lives in Arizona or Mexico or one of those other places I'm never going to visit.

Anyway, back to MAK: the poor thing has apparently ODed on pain-killers again, which really sucks for him because, in a blog-feud, timing is everything. So while he's getting his stomach pumped, let me take this opportunity to note a few things.

1. Last week, before he cowardly took away my access to his blog's publishing platform and removed all my improvements, I made a slight change that he missed. Heh. You will note that there is a difference in the appearance of his blog between today and his archived pages from May 2003 through December 2005. But don't tell him. It's our little secret.

2. Matthew may deny wearing lederhosen and yodeling, but don't believe him. Not only did he clearly write this entry (even though he claims it was me... he must have been tripping on percs again), but now -- thanks to a traitorous friend anonymous source (thanks, John!), I have photographic evidence:

Don't believe that's him? Compare and contrast:

Yup. I rest my case.

Anyway, I hope the poor boy recovers from rehab his *cough* illness *cough* soon, because I know we're all looking forward to his response.

And Sid-O-Rama? Don't think you're in the clear just because MAK is taking all the flak these days. Just saying...