MARK TWAIN HAD SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT THIS...
Heh. From the Gay City News web site:

Obituaries
A Life Lived Long and Well

Poor Bertram Schaffner. That's sad.

But not as sad as the fact that the article says only that Schaffner is turning 94 years old. While that is quite old, it's still not quite dead.

Gay City News regrets the error, and promises to try to rein in the ageism in the future.