THE PAIN... THE PAIN...
No, not the root canal (Part II has been put off until next week, by the way). Today's pain comes courtesy of Queerty:

Dominique has admitted to killing 23 gay men over the course of 8 years and dumping their bodies in isolated locations and parishes (um, weird).

The poor kids at Queerty have apparently never been to Louisiana. I would have thought the use of the word 'parish' in association with Louisiana was common knowledge, but everyone I associate with graduated from high school, so maybe I just expect too much.