BUT I DON'T HAVE AN ACCENT
Actually, this on-line quiz is remarkably accurate... especially since it's, well, an on-line quiz!

What American accent do you have? Your Result: The Inland North You may think you speak "Standard English straight out of the dictionary" but when you step away from the Great Lakes you get asked annoying questions like "Are you from Wisconsin?" or "Are you from Chicago?" Chances are you call carbonated drinks "pop."
The Northeast
The Midland
Philadelphia
The South
North Central
The West
Boston
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And it is 'pop'. So there.


(Via Gay Orbit)