THE SCANDALS YET TO COME
This Matt Sanchez thing is starting to worry me. Hopefully, you don't have any Famous Gay Porn Star Bart Turgid videos in your collection.

Uh... not that I would know anything about that.

Uh... obviously.

But if Famous Gay Porn Star Bart Turgid goes down, we all go down. Famous Gay Porn Star Bart Turgid isn't the only former Famous Gay Porn Star who has cleaned up his act and embarked on a literary career. And, no, I'm not just talking about Sanchez, Rich Merritt, or Reichen.

No, I'm referring to a few other people. I would never be so crass as to name names, but I'm happy to post pictures.

Food porn? Whatever. I guess it takes all kinds.

Respectable. Until you notice the porn 'stache.

Wow. Famous Gay Porn Star Bart Turgid has never been so happy to be out of that life.

Fritos are dehumanizing.