OVER THEIR HEADS
*sigh*

Is there any chance -- any teeny, tiny, little chance -- that they get the satire? I ask because they do have a humor tag, so you'd think they'd use it in this case. Just so no, you know, morons would mistake obvious satire for real news.

If the April first date wasn't enough of a tip-off, the name of the spokesman should have done the, er, trick.

But I could be wrong. They're cerebral over there, after all. So I think I'll give them the benefit of the doubt and assume that they're employing their usual dry wit.