AFTER I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU CHUCK AND LARRY, EVERYTHING ELSE IS JUST RUBBING IT IN
Adam Sandler and his You Don't Mess With the Zohan film crew are messing with the FARB. I am getting sick and tired of 14-year-old PAs telling me that I cannot approach the intersection of Park Avenue and East 52nd Street, forcing me to backtrack and walk blocks out of my way. Die, Adam Sandler, DIE!

Okay, I feel better now that that's out of my system.

But seriously, what is the best way to KILL ADAM SANDLER?!