Thursday, July 05, 2007

AFTERNOON QUIZ
Question: What is most wrong with the following post from craigslist?
58 YEARS OLD JUST CIRCUNSIDED WANTS TO KNOW - m4m - 58 (Murray Hill)
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Reply to: [redacted]@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-07-05, 4:45PM EDT

IT WAS A MONTH AGO AND I WANT TO HAVE MY FIRST BLOW JOB OR FUCK, ANYBODY INTERESTED, I AM IN GREAT SHAPE AND I AM HANDSOME
a.) It sounds too desperate. Which would make it too much like having sex with ourselves.

b.) It's all in caps. Stop shouting, sexy man. Also, commas are not interchangable with periods and question marks.

c.) He's too old for this sort of horny silliness. Or is that silly horniness?

d.) 'Circunsided'? What is this, LOLm4m? Upload again after you buy a dictionary.

e.) He lives in Murray Hill.



Answer: Murray Hill. Duh.