FAMOUS AUTHOR ROB BYRNES, BLOG DETECTIVE
I am so freakin' brilliant I should have my own reality TV show.

From Daniel Phillip:

I was trembling as I dialed the phone. I called the credit card company first, as that is a card I haven’t used in over a year. It has a zero balance. Luckily it still does. Apparently someone tried to use it for a plane ticket. On Air Canada. Weird.

Meanwhile, on Jere-Rigged:

I am writing this from seat 24K on Air Canada Flight 862, high above the Atlantic Ocean somewhere between Toronto and London.

Now all I need is a wise-cracking secretary and a young, naive protege and I'm ready for business.