DEAR READERS, ONCE AGAIN YOU HAVE LET ME DOWN

How can I express my deep disappointment? Words fail me.

Fortunately, you can still make this up to me and get me added to Cityfile by registering here. Because Cityfile without Famous Author Rob Byrnes is as useful as Wikipedia without Famous Author Rob Byrnes. Meaning, not useful.

Let me give you a little help. I think the following categories are in order:

Novelist
Gay
Irish-American
Kidnap Victim
MacArthur "Genius"
Puppy Killer
4 or More Marriages

But I don't want to dictate the process, so feel free to use your own judgment and 'insider knowledge' when you help Cityfile correct its glaring oversight.

Hmmm. You might also want to have them add a page for 'Modest.'