When I went to bed last night I had 61 Facebook friends. This morning I had 60. So I have to ask: which one of you bitches defriended me?
Anonymous tips will be confidential. The perpetrator of this heinous action will never know you ratted him or her out.
And for those of you who have yet to become my Facebook friend, it's never too late. Right now I am marginally more popular than a dog, so your friendship is encouraged.