EDU-EROTICISM
The Hot News from Rockland County, NY:

Suburban New York students who decided to play a prank by removing thousands of desks and chairs from classrooms had the tables turned on them when someone later arranged the furniture to look like a penis.

But wait! There's more!

Seventeen-year-old senior Erin Cummings says it was upsetting to see her classmates' hard work turned into a huge penis...

Poor thing. But at least it was a huge penis, Erin! Take some class pride in knowing that.