SCIENTIFIC PROOF THAT BLOGGING IS OVER

According to my site statistics, I now have half the readership I had a year ago. If that hemorrhaging of readers is happening to this blog -- a constantly updated, timely, challenging, laugh-out-loud, cutting-edge chronicle of the thoughts and life of a Famous Author -- it can only mean one thing.

The blog, as we know it, is dead.

But do not mourn, dear friends. Like the 8-Track, Betamax, and MySpace before them, blogs will live on in our hearts and mi--...

What?

It's just me?

Oh.