I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING, BUT YOU'RE WRONG

Items number 7 and 18 are definitely not me. So please stop e-mailing me to ask.

I can see why you'd think of me, especially with Item 7, but... no. I am not an 'oddity.'

Also, I wouldn't sleep with Michael Musto. Unless it sold books. And there were a lot of mind-altering substances available.