BY THE NUMBERS

A time summary of my recently-completed trip to Atlanta:

Total hours between 4:30 AM Monday car service to Newark Airport through 7:00 PM Tuesday arrival back home:
38.5

Hours spent sleeping:
7

Hours spent sleepwalking/locking self out of hotel room/waking up and going to front desk wearing only shorts and polo shirt to be let back into room:
0.5 (est.)

Hours spent in bars:
2.5

Hours spent at Outwrite Bookstore for reading and signing:
2

Hours spent practicing for reading and signing:
2.5

Hours spent unwinding in hotel room:
3

Hours spent walking the streets of Atlanta:
2

Hours spent showering and caffeinating:
1

Hours spent going to airports, passing through security screening, waiting to fly, flying, killing more time in airports, and returning from airports:
18

My life is awesome and glamorous, isn't it? Please try to contain your jealousy.