GAY DATING HAIKU
English has no words
For what we just did in bed.
Oh, wait: "Tedious."

“This has been fun, but. . . .”
I’ve got news for you, honey:
It wasn’t that fun.

Remember when I
Said I disliked oral sex?
I meant just with you.

For the recently-completed Blogathon, the always delightful Faustus gave the world 48 gay dating haiku. Hilarious... not to mention on the mark. Go to his site and scroll down to the entries ending on Sunday, July 27 to read them and find your own favorites.