DUMB HEADLINE OF THE WEEK
"Bloomberg Back at Work After Shooting"
Did I miss something? Was someone shooting at him? Was Bloomberg's life in danger? Is the killer still at large? Is the Mayor's office a bullet-riddled, unsafe mess, with its ceiling about to come crashing down, killing everyone underneath in a crush of timber and iron girders?
In that case, everyone get back to your desks and shut up. Dumbass media...