THE NOT-ALLOWED-TO-BE-MARRIED LIST
Jonah Goldberg's stupid comments (see the post below) got me thinking. Maybe Jonah has a point. Maybe he's right, and people with a non-monogamous attitude toward marriage should not have it as an option.

Therefore, I hereby (and unilaterally) declare that the following people must divorce immediately, pursuant to the Goldberg Rule:

* Bill & Hillary Clinton (of course)
* Rep. & Mrs. Henry Hyde
* Former Rep. & Mrs. Bob Livingston
* Rep. & Mrs. Dan Burton
* Former Rep. & Mrs--du jour Newt Gingrich
* Former Mayor & Mrs. Rudy Giuliani

These were off the top of my head, but if you have a name to add, e-mail me.