Monday, September 08, 2003

NOT EXACTLY THE BESTSELLER LIST
Monday, September 8, 2003, 2:15 PM:

Rank of my novel on Amazon, 12 months after release: 33,080

Rank of my ex's computer geek book on Amazon, 19 months after release: 33,438

Who are all you people who are interested in Enterprise JM... Enterprise J... whatever. Who are you?

And why aren't you buying my book?