THINGS TO DO IF YOU'RE BORED TONIGHT
1. 601am and Gothamist are sponsoring a Happy Hour tonight at Remote Lounge, which is somewhere south of East 14th Street, meaning I'm not allowed to go, 'cause I'll get lost. Instead I'll be at:

2. The launch party for Lisa Stocker's new novel P-Town Summer, which will be from 6 PM - 9PM tonight at Posh, on West 51st Street near Ninth Avenue. Come on down and buy a book or six from Lisa. And if you happen to bring a copy of my book, I'll even sign it for you. I'm just that giving. Or you can:

3. Stay home and watch Stupid Behavior Caught on Tape, you big loser.