Monday, September 08, 2003

MR. PATRICK WALLACE AND THE TEPID PORK DINNER
I've been a bit unamused by some of his recent columns, but TRL's favorite Writer on the Loose is finally back in form. In this installment of his life in Apopka, Florida, Mr. Patrick Wallace tries out a new pork restaurant, drives his vibrating Roadmaster, and deals with the mouse at the library.