I AM NOW COMMENTING ON SPORTS
COMING NEXT: SNOW IN HELL
Apparently, the Yankees won their playoffs.

I know this because in the time I spent in Hell's Kitchen waiting for a cab, and the time I spent on the Upper East Side walking from said cab to apartment, numerous people were out on the streets screaming "YANKEEEEEEEES!!!" before slipping in their own vomit and smacking their foreheads on the curb.

Honestly... who needs the mass media when you live in Manhattan?

Oh, and here's a teaser: coming up tomorrow, TRL reviews a Lambda Legal Defense & Education Fund fundraiser, which included a dinner-ette, hanging with the ex for the first time in forever (and learning that the damn computer nerd doesn't even read this blog), and the upcoming Broadway musical WICKED.

Let it roll, babies. Let it roll.