SLOWLY...SLOWLY...GETTING OUT OF CONTROL
Tonight I recognized that I might have a problem. When I'm not being amused by something else -- or, sometimes, when I am -- I'm checking my stats... who's been to my site, how they found me, who they love more than me, what I can do to make them love me mostestest...

Well, maybe not all of that, but still... this is not right. I told myself that I wouldn't get obsessive about TRL, and I won't.

Someone give me a pill. Or a distraction. Or a pill...