NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH...
Let's see. There's my first book.

And Brett Colt's first video.

Huh.

UPDATE: Here's a better link to the... er... 'art video.' There are worse photos out there, but this should still be considered so totally not safe for work.

(This is something that I, of course, did not know, until my friend Mike in Rochester brought it to my attention. 'Cause I don't know things like that. I'm an angel, I tell you...)