THE GAY ASSAULT ON THE EPISCOPAL CHURCH
Stolen from Sullivan, who grabbed it from somewhere else. And as an Episcopalian (albeit lapsed, if that's possible) I think this summarizes things quite nicely:

The actions taken by the New Hampshire Episcopalians
are an affront to Christians everywhere. I am just thankful
that the church's founder, Henry VIII, and his wife Catherine
of Aragon, and his wife Anne Boleyn, and his wife Jane Seymour,
and his wife Anne of Cleves, and his wife Katherine Howard, and
his wife Catherine Parr are no longer here to suffer through this
assault on traditional Christian marriage.