SAY IT AIN'T SO, ELIZABETH!!
Over at The Kicker, Elizabeth Spiers has just unearthed a week-old news story about that guy that dropped his cell phone down the toilet on a Metro-North train, then got his arm stuck trying to retreive it, then... well, wackiness ensued. Anyway, the Lucy Ricardo-goes-to-Scarsdale story was funny, but it's stale now. Worse yet, Elizabeth is, like, the toast of New York, writing a New York-based story, and working for New York magazine, but her blog post refers to... the Chicago Tribune?

Something is very wrong here.

Or maybe she's just had a thing about cell phones lately...