Monday, November 03, 2003

I want to like Howard Dean, so why does he keep breaking my heart? First, he described himself as a 'metrosexual.' And now Lloyd Grove reports that he's written, "When I drank, I would drink a lot and do outrageous things... I realized that what was very funny when you're 18 is not very funny when you're 30."

Heart. Breaking.

Of course it's still funny when you're 30. It's still funny when you're 44, dammit! Get your act together, Howard. We've already had one Jimmy Carter in my lifetime.