Saturday, January 10, 2004

Damn! What temperature is it in this apartment? 31 degrees?

My super usually keeps the building at a comfortable 315 degrees all year, so what's the problem here? Has he forgotten that one of his tenants is a Famous Author, and Famous Authors cannot waste the day playing an endless marathon of Spider Solitaire spend the day working on their manuscripts if their fingers are frozen together.

I hate winter. Would someone out there find me a job in Puerto Rico, please?