Monday, January 05, 2004

I SUPPOSE...BUT I DOUBT IT
I suppose Elicia Battle could be telling the truth... but I doubt it.

I suppose Howard Dean knows his Bible and isn't just cynically pandering... but I doubt it.

I suppose an accused child molester who has been elected judge has the right to be sworn into office in secrecy so that he can take office without all those pesky media folks highlighting his criminal involvement with a molested ten-year-old... but I doubt it.

I suppose that they meant it was true love... but I doubt it.

I suppose that George Bush thinks he's creating an inclusive Republican Party... but I doubt it.

I suppose I should care more about all of the above, but right now... I doubt it.