DON'T BLAME ME, I VOTED FOR VERMIN SUPREME
In anticipation of tonight's election returns from the DC Democratic primary, the Associated Press has a test page out there. You know many of the names -- Dean, Sharpton, LaRouche... -- but there are a few candidates who have clearly not been given adequate coverage by the media.

So before you feel bad for poor Dennis Kucinich, shed a tear for the neglected and doomed candidacies of Jeanne Chebib, Lucian Wojciechowski, and Vermin Supreme.

Vermin Supreme? Yes, Vermin Supreme.