MY NEW ZIMBABWEAN FRIEND WRITES
You may be surprise to receive this Email from me since you do not know me personally. However, I would like to introduce myself. I am Jack Fish Junior, the son of Doctor. Simon Fish. Who was murdered few months ago in Zimbabwe, as a result of land dispute? Before the death of my father (Dr. Fish)he had taken me to Amsterdam and deposit the sum of Fifteen Million United States dollars... You know how the rest of the spiel goes.

What I'd like to know is: if the father's name was Simon, how did Jack become a 'Junior'?

Whatever. I can ask him in person after I fly to Amsterdam for our one-on-one meeting to seal our deal.