Friday, February 27, 2004

APPARENTLY, CONGRESS HAS FINISHED ALL ITS WORK AND NOW HAS PLENTY OF TIME TO SCREW AROUND
Senator Hillary Clinton and Representative John McHugh have gone all 'Pleasantville' on us, and are using their clout to fight 'The West Wing' producer Laurence O'Donnell's imagination.

Coming up:

Senator Bill Frist denounces the administration at County General for their shoddy medical practices.

Senator Rick Santorum makes a public plea for Will Truman to join Exodus International.

Senator Edward Kennedy asks Samantha Jones for a date.

Senator Barbara Mikulski asks Samantha Jones for a date.

Senator Barbara Boxer asks the BoiFromTroy for a date.
(UPDATE: The BoiFromTroy informs me that he is, in fact, a real person, and not a fictional television character. Okay, I'll give him that. Although he suspiciously did not deny the rumors about Boxer. Hmmmm...)

I just love Washington. Who needed 'K Street' when the entire city is one big blur of fact and fiction?