Tuesday, February 24, 2004

THE DEFINITIVE 9-11 THEORY
Rudy Giuliani, out hustling votes for a future presidential campaign accepting an honorary degree in Norman, Oklahoma, has now learned the truth: al-Quaida was not responsible for the September 11 terrorist attacks... but Wal-Mart was!

In related news, Halliburton has set up a field office in Bentonville, Arkansas. Developing...