WMDs.
ECONOMIC POLICY.
WAR.
JOBS.
TERRORISM.
RICIN.
THE HALF-TIME SHOW.
The FCC has announced that it will investigate the entire Super Bowl Half-Time Show. Not just the two seconds of Janet Jackson Breastage Exposure (which would be ridiculous enough), but the entire seven-hour extravaganza.

I don't know about you, but I'll sleep a little bit better tonight...