GANG WARFARE IN THE RED STATES
In New York, the kids will shoot you. In LA, they'll knife you. But in Indiana, apparently they'll kill you with attitude:

Merrillville schools ban pink clothes
"Officials have banned pink clothing for the remainder of the school year out of concerns that the color has become associated with gang activity."
(Via Fark)

Okay, okay, okay. I know this is a serious matter. Pink Crips are still Crips, right? And I'll bet the pink girl-gangs are especially tough:


So if you happen to be in Indiana and run into this guy

don't be complacent. Your safety -- in fact, your very life -- may depend on your vigilance.

Of course, gangs were a lot tougher when I was young...